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Kelly's Cornhole

(n.) a name given the status of a proper noun by rocker Marilyn Manson in reference to the anus (cornhole) of a girl simply disclosed as "Kelly". According to Manson, Kelly was a large girl with whom he and a friend became involved in sexual games one night. When Kelly exposed her anus, the two men were silently horrified to get a glimpse of a small, slimy, whitish particle somewhat resembling a corn kernel residing within. After the publication of this anecdote in his autobiography l.h.r.o.o.h, the act of referencing Kelly's Cornhole has since become an inside joke among Marilyn Manson fans, though a practical application for the term has yet to be devised other than simply describing people with corn in their ass.
I love poundin' me some cornhole... unless it's Kelly's Cornhole, that is. Blech! *convulses*
by Holly Teacakes January 30, 2007
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cornhole

another term for anal sex between a man and a woman
Tom told his buddy Sam he cornholed Sonya. Sam cracked up laughing in glee as he offered his boy a high five.
by filmzillz October 24, 2009
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cornhole

the hole in between your ass cheeks in which a donnie comes out of
Man that guy named Donnie is worth less than the donnie that comes outta my cornhole.
by joejohnny September 17, 2012
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Corndogging

(v) The act of having simulated sex with a woman who is hesitant to engage in intercourse. The woman holds her hand in front of her vagina and the man has sex with her hand. Can also be used to simulate anal sex if a tighter grip is used. Reportedly can be very satisfying.
Not Roger: I enjoy corndogging.
David: That's really weird man.
Self Michael: Gross!
by RooMeD September 5, 2011
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cornholio

slang for anus. the hole where corn is discharged from the body after digestion. A greek god.
I am Cornholio, i need t.p. for my bunghole!!!
by Morris Balamut April 26, 2006
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corndog_dq

by Anonymous February 19, 2003
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floating cornhole

When two people have anal sex in while completely submersed in the water.
Rachel and I were at the beach last night and I tried to pull a floating cornhole, but she said no it's exit only.
by Der Commisar July 8, 2009
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