Pregnancy resulting from a sexual encounter during which
the method of contraception used would have been approved of
by the Catholic church.
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"Child number four must have been a case of Immaculate Conception. I swear I pulled out of her every time!"
by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008
Get the Immaculate Conception mug.A New Testament doctrine wherein Mary concieved Jesus Christ without having sex.
See MATTHEW 1:18-25 & LUKE 1:26-35.
See MATTHEW 1:18-25 & LUKE 1:26-35.
For some reason, most Christians believe that since Mary did not have sex with Joseph (or anyone else) then Joseph cannot be Jesus' father. But, the Bible clearly says that Joseph was Jesus' father.
LUKE 3:23,
"Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as was supposed, the son of Joseph, who was the son of Heli."
Many read the above verse as though it says, "...He was NOT, as was supposed, the son of Joseph...". Even though Jesus was a product of Immaculate Conception, Yahweh could have taken DNA from Joseph to create Jesus, similar to when He took a rib from Adam to form Eve.
Jesus often refers to Himself as "the son of (a) man". Below are just references from the book of MATTHEW.
MATTHEW 8:20, 9:6, 11:19, 12:32, 13:37,41, 16:13,27,28, 17:9,12,22, 18:11, 19:28, 20:28, 24:27,30,39, 25:31, 26:24, 26:45,64,
LUKE 3:23,
"Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as was supposed, the son of Joseph, who was the son of Heli."
Many read the above verse as though it says, "...He was NOT, as was supposed, the son of Joseph...". Even though Jesus was a product of Immaculate Conception, Yahweh could have taken DNA from Joseph to create Jesus, similar to when He took a rib from Adam to form Eve.
Jesus often refers to Himself as "the son of (a) man". Below are just references from the book of MATTHEW.
MATTHEW 8:20, 9:6, 11:19, 12:32, 13:37,41, 16:13,27,28, 17:9,12,22, 18:11, 19:28, 20:28, 24:27,30,39, 25:31, 26:24, 26:45,64,
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Guy #1: Hell naw, man! Technically, that kid aint mine.
Guy #2: Can you prove it?
Guy #1: Hell yeah, man! I got the third party conception on video!
The proud result of a Third Party Conception, Little Junebug could hold his head up high. For, he had not one, but TWO mommies.
Guy #2: Can you prove it?
Guy #1: Hell yeah, man! I got the third party conception on video!
The proud result of a Third Party Conception, Little Junebug could hold his head up high. For, he had not one, but TWO mommies.
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