HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! NO! NO! NONE OF THAT! I'm all tapped out! You didn't need a man a second ago! What happened? You can't choose wrong so... What happened!? Now you need ALL of the men to pay for you to feed the kids you shat out fucking someone other than them?
Hym "No. You don't have any compassion and mine is gone. You can legalize prostitution and you can tax THAT. Or use that to feed the kid. OR make the guy who fucked you pay. Or don't have them. 0 dollars."
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Hym "Yes, Jordan. Cynicism bad... UNLESS someone claims to be motivated by compassion! In which case, we need to kill their ideology! We need supreme cynicism when when it comes to compassion but ZERO Cynicism when it comes to... What? THE GREATER GOOD? Protecting kids? No Cynicism needed there! You can trust that completely."
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Get the Convulsion kink mug.Derived from the German Gemeinschaftszwang, commupulsion refers to a social pressure for conformity that arises when a group overvalues unity, harmony, and consensus. It forces individuals to adapt by suppressing individuality, criticism, or dissenting opinions to maintain a "we-feeling."
While modern corporate culture often praises 'radical transparency' and 'team synergy,' we frequently ignore the darker side of these social dynamics: commupulsion. In an era of 'culture fits,' we must ask ourselves whether we are building genuine communities or merely enforcing a commupulsion that silences necessary dissent.
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Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!
Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
by ThePhysopher December 22, 2018
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Also, making a person do something over and over again because you think they probably did not do it right before.
Also, making a person do something over and over again because you think they probably did not do it right before.
When my wife cleans the house, everything is good enough, lets move on. When I clean the house, everything has to be perfectly done or she gets angry and makes me do it again. I swear she has obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy.
My dad with his obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy made me go check to see if the door is locked six times last night. By the sixth time I told him if he thinks that I can't do it right, he needs to go check it himself.
My dad with his obsessive compulsive disorder by proxy made me go check to see if the door is locked six times last night. By the sixth time I told him if he thinks that I can't do it right, he needs to go check it himself.
by Akopian Atrebates February 28, 2021
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