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status commenting

procrastinating by logging on to facebook and commenting on everyone's updated statuses...levels of status commenting are directly proportional to the levels of work you are procrastinating from. extreme sufferers have to have the last word on facebook!
Dude, I got no work done today because i was status commenting.
by Katpaham February 13, 2009
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backhand comment

When someone says something that at first seems nice, but under further inspection is lowkey an insult.
"The people here are so quirky"
"Thanks for the backhand comment, Jessica."
by Vapingnotcool August 30, 2017
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Go Commit stop your breathing

An alternate way of saying "Go kill ur self lol"
ur mom gay
no u
go commit stop your breathing
*dies*
by Trains Lol October 12, 2018
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Youtube Comments

Welcome to one of the most hideous places on the internet. People here on youtube comments have iq of room temperature. Here you'll find all sorts of people, some of them are:

1) The troll: A classic, will start flame war in replies either by stating unpopular opinions or straight up offensive shit.

2) The hungry for likes: Always comments overused shit like "wHoS wAtChInG iN 2021?!"

3) The spammer: Owns 100 different alt accounts. Keeps on copypasting links of his shitty video in replies of comments.

4) The "commenter": "Youtubers" with about 100k subs and 2k views on their videos. Try to abuse their verified checkmark by stealing comments and getting likes with goal of trying to revive their dead ass channel.

5) The bots: Will have profile pictures of thots and will spam random ass words with intention of attracting 12 year old horny kids and tricking them into clicking scam links.

If you're feeling like you have too many brain cells, head over to youtube comments to instantly lose them. Filled with idiots to the brim and bunch of people exploiting them. Still better than twitter.
The year is 2126
Guy 1: I miss the early days of internet.
Guy 2: *Shows a picture of youtube comments from that time*
Guy 1: Thanks, I no more miss it.
by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic November 5, 2021
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go commit fork in outlet

an insult of asking someone to die by sticking a fork in an outlet
"jim: go commit fork in outlet!"

"john: BZZZRTTTT"

"jim:john?"
by fallboygo October 10, 2021
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amazon prime and commitment

The next level of netflix and chill. One who makes a life time "commitment" with partner and subscription to amazon prime. Committed sexual intercourse with that same partner over a long period of time.
Darryl is taking this relationship to a whole other level man... He is going from netflix and chill to amazon prime and commitment
by EducatedTeacher September 3, 2016
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Itty Bitty Titty Committee

The imaginary committee you're part of when you have tiny boobs.
Lindsay: Wow, my boobs are fantastic! I'm a 32DD!
Ashley: I just went up a cup size. 38C.
Hannah: Man, you two suck. I'm still a 36A. I'm part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
by RacistZebras February 7, 2009
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