CobblySue

A girl who wears sloppy clothes and looks like she just doesn't care.

That girl is a major CobblySue! Look at her baggy shirt!

by Narbie July 2, 2003

Cosby Alert

The sudden need to take a dump. Often randomly placed in a conversation.

Ray: Did you see that story on the news yesterday?
Stephen: Cosby Alert! Be right back!

by Element238 April 22, 2010

COBBLAW

COBBLAW is always written in upper case. COBBLAW immediately and without exception will cause any obstruction to what you are trying to accomplish to be removed. This includes people, technical problems, natural occurrences, and general shenanigans. Invoking COBBLAW exempts you from all other law. To invoke COBBLAW, simply yell it aloud, type it into the appropriate machine, or write it over whatever the current problem is.

Jordan could not get his SQL query to return the correct results. Realizing this is the perfect situation for COBBLAW, Jordan erased the query and entered 'select * from COBBLAW'. The server immediately returned the result he was looking for.

by Rusty G. Shackleford May 20, 2011

Cosby sex

Sex with an incapacitated, or unconscious person.

Shelly wasn't in any mood to hookup? So after she passed out, I had Cosby sex with her

by Danman73 November 24, 2014

Cosby Jacket

The arrest record of a serial rapist or sex offender ("Jacket" being an acronym for a criminal history file). A play on the infamous "Cosby Sweater".

An in-depth background check on the school janitor revealed a Cosby Jacket hidden in his closet.

by PaulAllensCard January 29, 2015

cosbying

Roofieing someone by putting roofies in someone's Jell-o.

"Well, he invited me back to his place for Jell-o, and there's always room for Jell-o, but I don't remember much after that. Do you think he was cosbying me?

by KrystalKruspe July 9, 2016

cosby conundrum

When it is hard to dislike a well known and generally revered actor or artist when they are exposed for sexual assault.

“Did you hear that Kevin Spacey was just accused of sexual assault.?”
“Aww but I liked Kevin Spacey, wait doesn’t he have his own charity?”
“Well I guess he rapes but he saves, it’s the Cosby Conundrum all over again.”

by Yah Boi 89 November 3, 2017