by Todi5 February 21, 2018

by poodiarrheaonmylegs May 13, 2021

He couldn't get it up because of his whiskey dick, I did not care because I was experiencing Liquor Clit. (Too much alcohol to enjoy sex).
by beachbonbon April 1, 2015

When your crush sends you a picture and for a blissful moment before you open it it exists as both a nude and not a nude.
A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger
A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger
Erwin: I still haven't opened Dee's Snap in case it's a nude.
Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?
Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit
Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?
Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit
by DoctorNumbers January 5, 2021

When a woman is so turned off by someone that their clit recoils into their stomach and hides for days.
by Draperchick March 10, 2017

by MoraineValley123 March 1, 2023
