clit naked

The female equivalent of bollock naked.

A female in a state of total undress.

I walked into the changing room and she was, quite literally, clit naked.

by Big dick engineer 1995 July 2, 2017

Chicken Clit

an act during sexual intercourse when the penis of a male touches the clit of a woman, it becomes the chicken clit.

Cock meets Clit, the Chicken Clit.

I just did some crazy chicken clit last night with Becky, had her squawking.

1: Just had some nice sex last night!

2: that's fun, but did u perform Chicken Clit?

1: nope :(

by Sano Cultist November 28, 2021

Monkey Clit

When her clit is so loose and flappy that it kinda just hangs there and looks like a monkey swinging through the jungle.

Darius: Did you fuck Jolene?
Chase: No she got that monkey clit

by Yabagoot May 13, 2018

Clit Tac

An odor disguising feminine product that briefly masks the scent of bad pussy.

Damn Ms. Walleye, you need a Clit Tac!

by R-Dickulous December 29, 2018

Schrodinger's Clit

When your crush sends you a picture and for a blissful moment before you open it it exists as both a nude and not a nude.

A theory based on the groundbreaking research of famed scientist and hunk Erwin Schrodinger

Erwin: I still haven't opened Dee's Snap in case it's a nude.

Albert: Has she ever sent you a nude before?

Erwin: No of course not. She's got a boyfriend. The message is a Schrodinger's clit

by DoctorNumbers January 5, 2021

Blue clit

A sharp pulsing pain in in the C from being tentilated.

When the ho-ha is hungry but doesn't get the D. She get blue clit.

by Todi5 February 21, 2018

Mr Clit

Mr Clit knows how to acknowledge their children. Mr Clit makes their children feel safe and comforted. Mr Clit is the best parent.

Mr Clit embraced me instead of not remembering I'm their child! Best parent ever!
Mr Clit bought me that poster so I wouldn't steal it. Incredible.
Mr Clit hates feet!
Mr Clit is a responsible parent. They always take their children down the right path and they don't promote cannibalism.

by Fayra <3 May 12, 2023