Clean Invite

Something people say in response to not being invited to a party or some other social function.

John: Damn! that party was sick!

Max:What party?

John:The party at my house last night....

Max: Wow, clean invite

by A. Javier Gonzalez February 28, 2011

squeaky-clean wedgie

A combination of a regular wedgie and a melvin/frontal wedgie.
First the victim is given a regular wedgie then the attacker pulls the victims underwear up at the front- causing the underwear to be dragged out of your butt and up at the front.
This is repeated several times and usually by two people (one at the front, one at the back) pulling alternatly.

Note: The victim has to be wearing pants/trousers during a squeaky-clean or the underwear won't stay wedged in.

Also it should be noted that doing this to a girl is unbelievably painful and should only be done to someone who really deserves it

Once I was hanging out at my friends house and laying on her bed when she suddenly came up behind me and gave me a wedgie (my underwear had been showing) she picked me up by my pink panties then let go, then my other friend gave me a melvin and the panties ripped across my pussy and burned. Giving me a squeaky-clean wedgie

They did this about 10 times and I started to orgasm from it.But I got them both back in the night by putting them in jock-lock wedgies

by Year11er May 23, 2008

coming clean

A song written by Billie Joe Armstrong and played by Green Day.
It is a song about how a teenage boy has turned seventeen, who has secrets just like anybody. He is wondering if he should tell people about his secrets. His secrets are possibly concering his sexuality.
He has also found out how to be a man.

Seventeen and coming clean for the first time.

I found what it takes to be a man

by x.GreenDay..love.x May 2, 2008

Mr. Clean

A sexual maneuver in which the person administering oral fills his/her mouth full of toothpaste beforehand. This leaves the dick in a minty fresh state.

Man 1: Dude, did your girlfriend give you a Mr. Clean last night?

Man 2: Hells yeah, you know she did!

by Ratchard February 28, 2009

clean enough

The feeling of sheer frustration and surrender following an extremely long wiping session on the toilet. Typically occurs when a small brown stain continues to appear on said paper over a threshold of roughly twenty consecutive wipes.

Ah, fuck it! It's clean enough. *Pulls pants up*

by Thewisdombringer322 June 22, 2011

Clean-up girl

A female that is part of a threesome of an already established couple. This girl isn't so much of a part of the threesome, but is what one would call the girl that does the dirty work, ex. licking butthole, cusping the testicles, lapping semen up off the floor.

Boyfriend says to girlfriend,"Oh that Ashley, she's really hot, can she be part of our threesome? "

Girlfriend, " Only if she's the clean-up girl."

Girlfriend says to boyfriend,"Damn it, there's semen all over my feet.

Clean-up Girl says, "Don't worry, I've got this."

by Mr.Ripley January 17, 2017

catalina clean up

When one dumps on another's chest and that person then consumes the feces, regurgitates the feces and then the original dumper consumes the regurgitated feces, enjoyably.

Ned dropped a Cleveland steamer on Daniel's chest. The two of them then performed the Catalina clean up.

by Rob Sal October 19, 2013