A "Calvin Flex" is a braggadocious remark used when an individual has a lack of redeemable characteristics and has to rely on bragging about possessions and/or small achievements as a means to validate self-worth when receiving praise or the interest of others. Those who use such statements will often times be ignored or made fun of. This is due to the unwanted and awkward implementation of a"flex" used during a conversation. A "Calvin Flex" is often used when having a conversation with a woman who has a physical appearance rating between 2/10 - 10/10 (beggars can't be choosers).
Girl: Hey, let's go out to eat!
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.
Boy: I don't like eating in my car 'cause I don't want to make a mess in my brand new 2019 Honda Civic EX.
Girl: Wow, nice "Calvin Flex"
Boy: I made bread.
by r/nicecalvins December 23, 2020
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by calvin’s girlfriend January 21, 2022
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Born in July 10, 1509 and Died in May 27, 1564
Education: University of Bourges, University of Orléans, Collège de Montaigu, University of Paris, Collège de la Marche
John Calvin was best known for being a major leader of the Protestant Reformation and the creation of "Calvinism"
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A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.
All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.
The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.
Born in July 10, 1509 and Died in May 27, 1564
Education: University of Bourges, University of Orléans, Collège de Montaigu, University of Paris, Collège de la Marche
John Calvin was best known for being a major leader of the Protestant Reformation and the creation of "Calvinism"
Some Quotes:
A dog barks when his master is attacked. I would be a coward if I saw that God's truth is attacked and yet would remain silent.
All the blessings we enjoy are Divine deposits, committed to our trust on this condition, that they should be dispensed for the benefit of our neighbors.
The torture of a bad conscience is the hell of a living soul.
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Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.
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