Spastic child

This is when a child acts like an utter spastic and you want to kill yourself or kill them eg William gallavin or the i play Pokemon go kid

That kid is an utter spastic child

by Bill boi September 23, 2016

Child Grease

-A restaurant term.
-The thin layer of grease like substance that remains after a family sits at a table at a restaurant. Even if nothing was spilled or otherwise not normal. But remains non the less

"Aww man, I just cleaned table 42 and their was a harsh layer of child grease on it!"

by djdefjam89 June 3, 2009

Chemical child

A mix between emo and goth. They make you depressed and are hard to under stand. They srpead sadness like its a contagious diseas. If you can handle the stress, chemical children are ok to hang around. Usuly they are not children but teens

Dude Mathew is a chemical child. Person2: i know i wanna kill my self when im around him.

by Ace trick June 16, 2009

Childe Mains

People who are either hot, gay, and makes genshin coops into Grindr

I’m childe mains

by fruity alcoholic October 15, 2021

banjo child

Another version of the popular racist term 'cracker', describes a person and or persons with the intelligence of sloth and the increased tendency of fucking ones sister.

Jim is such a banjo child, his truck is always covered in mud and his sisters panties hang from the rear view mirror!

by Mickey Terf December 1, 2016

Hydro child

A baby who is made out of 100% pure water. If a hydro child is let out of the freezer, it will melt.

That hydro child be frosty.

by Chillcucumber35 June 6, 2013

Child-pet

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos

Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring

by spunkyman June 30, 2009