Chess

Chess has a lot of double standards feminists don't mention when whining about social justice, like a queen being able to move freely while the king can move one space at a time, and it's a lot like life, though life is not a game to everyone.

The queen is the most free piece on a chess board, and yet feminists still try to claim they are marginalized somehow, when really they only were in the past on the surface, though those times are in the past, assuming they are exactly as bad as feminists describe them in terms of historical accuracy. Female children don't get ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents, in what way have females always not had it made in life? It's males that are fucked, they get the short end of the stick on everything.

by The Original Agahnim September 1, 2021

chessing

Describes someone playing chess.

Wow, he's really good at chessing.
He : What are you doing?
Me : Im chessing.

by joebidenXIJr February 3, 2023

Chess

A game that only gay people play. (Why are you making moves on another man)

Rick: Hey John, do you wanna play chess?

John: No, chess is gay, like why are you making moves on another man?

Rick: Good point.

by Abchannel12 November 17, 2023

chess neck

When someone has horrible neck posture because they play too much chess on chess.com

Ew do you see Max’s chess neck!

He used to be so hot last year.

by AnimalJam100 January 14, 2024

Chess

A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.

An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends

Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!

Me: Nice. What game was it?

Friend: Oh, it was chess.

Me: You wet wipe.

by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023

Chess

A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.

An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends.

Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!

Me: Nice. What game was it?

Friend: Oh, it was chess.

Me: Never talk to me again, you wet wipe.

by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023

Chess party

When 3 or more girls get together at one of their mother's houses and proceed to do the following activities in this order:
Play chess
Make a banana cake
Play animal jam
Dance/Workout to meme music
Pass out

Get drunk on water

Jenny: Hey Jayne let's go to your mum's and have a fucking chess party.
Jayne: No.

by ass_sukr October 10, 2018