Chess is a lot like poker. If you don't sit down at the table, what good is it to have a hand full of Kings, Queens, and Aces or a poker face? That serious look on somebody's face is no longer helping them out at anything.
Whether it's chess or poker, none of the cards or pieces do anybody any good if nobody got them to sit down at the table and play. They are just pieces of paper (like money) or plastic (like chips in poker or chess pieces).
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
Not even the queen (the most powerful piece on the board) can maneuver on her own, without the assistance of someone that sat at the table to play.
When nobody sits down to play a game of chess, all pieces on the board are equally powerful in that none of them (black or white) has any real power. There is no longer a most powerful piece and king and queen become meaningless, pawns are not getting played, they are just pieces of plastic or wood.
by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021
1 - A remake of Chess Evolved Online, an online chess game that its creator thought was P2W. It got scrapped in development.
2 - A gag on the Icely Puzzles Youtube channel. It is often used to describe something so convoluted, random and/or strange, that it makes no sense, is very buggy or is unintentionaly funny.
2 - A gag on the Icely Puzzles Youtube channel. It is often used to describe something so convoluted, random and/or strange, that it makes no sense, is very buggy or is unintentionaly funny.
1: "Sadly, Chess Battle Advanced won't release"
2: -I got softlocked in the section, where the programmer talks about softlocks.
-Chess Battle Advanced.
2: -I got softlocked in the section, where the programmer talks about softlocks.
-Chess Battle Advanced.
by reddipsauce June 11, 2024
by Holga135 October 08, 2022
Person 1: Did you know it takes 11 octillion ants to pick up Nebraska?
Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced
Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced
by Crash_1 April 14, 2024
Chess has a lot of double standards feminists don't mention when whining about social justice, like a queen being able to move freely while the king can move one space at a time, and it's a lot like life, though life is not a game to everyone.
The queen is the most free piece on a chess board, and yet feminists still try to claim they are marginalized somehow, when really they only were in the past on the surface, though those times are in the past, assuming they are exactly as bad as feminists describe them in terms of historical accuracy. Female children don't get ass whoopings from authority figures such as parents, in what way have females always not had it made in life? It's males that are fucked, they get the short end of the stick on everything.
by The Original Agahnim September 01, 2021
by A Schlatt Fan December 27, 2022