chaos erection

When an audience prefers to read, hear or watch devastating news developments; while simultaneously shitting on the media for not paying more attention to happier topics and over-dramatizing the darker side of humanity.

Donald Trump says multiple news outlets are failing; but America's collective chaos erection says otherwise.

by Oybekiyet February 10, 2017

Chaos Insurgency

The Chaos Insurgency used to be a Mobile Task Force of the SCP Foundation before breaking off and forming their own... Corporation? idk. Basically, they want to cause chaos (Hence the name!) by breaking into the SCP Foundations many sites and stealing the anomalous entities that are kept inside. They are mostly made up of escaped D-Class and Betrayers. TLDR; guys that want to destroy the SCP Foundation using their SCPS.

Janitor: YO BRO! THE CHAOS INSURGENCY IS HERE!!!!
D-Class 2324: D-BOIS RALLY UP!!!!!!!
Chaos Insurgent: I wish I died when I was escaping.

by man of many mans August 26, 2023

Yu Chao

the sweetest and most adorable girl ever. Yu Chao is a very intelligent and smart person especially in the field of math. If you need homework help, go to Yu Chao. Also she will look absolutely adorable in a shark onesie. She is very fun to head pat and give hugs to!

That bunny is so adorable, but not as cute as a Yu Chao

by maleehahahaha November 23, 2021

chaos kitty

The most tsundere person ever

I think chaos kitty actually likes me

by TwistedGamerGuy October 4, 2015

chaos room

A type of group that stands up to its name. It is filled with drama and chaos. Common traits range from being unable to spell to writing formal paragraphs in order to make a big impact inside a serious conversation.

"Do you want to join Chaos Room?"
"Sure!"

by _Duckory December 8, 2021

Wand of Chaos

A penis.

David rammed his wand of chaos deep into the anus of his half-sister, causing his willing victim to flail under its might.

by Titty Bar Barry October 17, 2010

Chaos Junkie

Also called Chaos Addiction is a psychological term that describes living in a constant state of chaos, turmoil, tension, or drama. People who are addicted to chaos may find comfort and familiarity in disorderly or chaotic situations.

I swear my girlfriend is a chaos junkie everytime things seem to be looking good something always happens it’s like clockwork. The only time she seems like she’s happy is when her life is in turmoil

by Bad Phish Too October 31, 2023