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bum dart champion

One who very frequently engages in the penetration of anuses; chocolate starfish puncher
"Hey dude, better keep your back against the wall in the showers today"
"Why?"
"Randy went into the locker room a few minutes ago"
"Thanks for the heads-up. I heard he's a real bum dart champion"
by Lookit February 11, 2009
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Champagne Papi

Someone: Hey, who's Champagne Papi?
Someone else: That's Drizzy.
by BrownMamba17 August 14, 2017
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Champagne Thursday

The act of drinking Champagne on Thursdays as well as Fridays, and continuing to repeat the pattern and making it a weekly tradition.
"Good news, it's Champagne Thursday"
"But it's Friday"
"Uh, Yeah, I know. Thursday came twice this week."
"For the third straight week?"
"There's talk of making it permanent."

"Oh, kind of like Daylight Saving's Time?"

"Right, but for booze."
by Sweet Lou Nasty April 13, 2012
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Israeli Champagne

The act of a circumcised penis cumming in a girls mouth, then the girl swishes the cum around in her mouth to cause bubbles in the cum. The man then takes pulls up his foreskin above the penis head and then the girl spits the bubbled cum in the foreskin glass and drinks it.
This girl drank some Israeli Champagne out of my penis
by Cellucci November 30, 2018
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champagne supernova

When taking a shit, and you squeeze out one hard, solid turd, but everything behind it is explosive diarrhea. The solid turd represents the cork of a champagne bottle, and the explosive diarrhea represents the champagne that explodes from the bottle like a star going supernova.

The trifecta is when this occurs while you are in an airplane lavatory, the "Champagne supernova in the sky"
ME: I thought I was going to have a normal, solid shit, but after that first turd, my ass exploded with the hershey squirts.
Friend: Whoah! That is a champagne supernova!
by talkaboutpoop January 8, 2018
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champion of the world

THe person who is the best in their feild is considered to be the champion of the world. This usually relates to sports.
ByRd is the champion of the world

Ed is the champion of the world in k9 rim jobs
by ByRd December 4, 2004
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Ultimate Fighting Championship

Better known simply by its initials (UFC) is as of right now the premier Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) organization in the world. It has slowly replaced boxing as the preferred combat sport in the United States (Boxing still remains more recognized worldwide).

The UFC has become a cultural phenomenon and has therefore become associated & attracted many undesirables.

1. UFC only fans are known as being very loud, stupid & opinionated.

2. The attire of choice is made out of highly ridiculous skull, bones & tribal designs. Some of the designs even resemble the eagle and iron cross as was used by the Nazi party.
3. Even though the UFC is the organization and Mixed Martial Arts is the sport the embodiment of Martial Arts is rarely seen or present as the major emphasis is on the entertainment aspect of things (Trash talk, nonsensical hyperboles, in your face attitudes & tired out catchphrases are the norm just as on professional wrestling).

Mixed Martial Arts as it was in Japan with the PRIDE organization was more closely associated with glory, perseverance and the samurai spirit. The UFC has shown during its broadcasts to be more about the business, entertainment & marketing side of it.
What does the UFC stand for?

It stands for the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
by President of All December 9, 2011
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