Chair Rubbing

The act of using a chair as a form of masturbation for men and women.

My favourite type of pleasure is "Chair Rubbing"

by UncleSans May 19, 2016

Foldable Chair

Certain foldable chairs WILL cause cancer OR birth defects. DO NOT SIT ON A FOLDABLE CHAIR!

Woman: "Did you sit in that foldable chair?"
Other woman: "Yeah, gave my baby two heads."

by Goodnight Sleepy January 29, 2019

Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

Gaming Chair

Something that will and does give you an advantage in games.

get one.

Mike: BROOOO, That dude just flew!
Nathan: Frick, he has a goood gaming chair there.
Mike: -_- Seriously? Not funny.

by yes.simple.simple December 1, 2021

to get chaired

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area

To get chaired tutorial!!

twitter.com/cigsfortheig/status/1373978783963738115?s=19

by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022

A Cunt in a Chair

A current affairs program screened nightly on the east coast of Australia, on the channel 9 network.

Tonight on a Cunt in a Chair we expose the tradesmen who rip off senior citizens who leave their children locked in parked cars while they obsessively gamble government handouts while speeding through school zones and texting on their mobile phones

by 000000000000009000000000000000 May 21, 2011

Chair Fart

When one sits down in an awkward position so that he/she compresses the air between him/her and the chair, resulting in a flatulent sound.

John: Dude did you just fart?

Mike: What?! No, that was just a chair fart!

John: Then what's that smell?

by mohenjodarocatalhuyuk September 11, 2013