storing a charge

Holding a poop in because you're ashamed to poop in public.

"Why are you walking funny Ryan?"
"Ah, ya know, I've been storing a charge ever since I've got in the school bus this morning."

by xxxScumbag69xxx March 1, 2015

charger

A muscle car made by Dodge from 1966 to 1974. The '68 Hemi Charger could do 0-60 in 4.8 seconds. By the way, the was an auto w/ 3.54 gears that they tested. The '69 Hemi 500 model could do that 1/4-mile in the low 13-second range at over 110mph. Most Charger's topped out at around 140mph.

Biggest Problem: Too small of brakes

Dodge sold almost 100k Charger's in 1968.

by Mya Jadg September 27, 2005

Catch a Charge

To perform an act that can result in legal problems.

Amie: I'm so mad at Alison, next time I see her, I'm going to kick her in the face.

Jeff: You ready to catch a charge over her punk ass?

by MaryJane123 December 10, 2005

head change

the point at which one feels a definitive change in his or her behavior and equilibrium from the effects of a drug (most commonly in reference to marijuana)

nah, he's a heavyweight, he can blaze mad and not even get a head change

by Luchidizzle September 25, 2004

San Diego Chargers

A professional football team that has super-human and invincible abilities in the regular season, but once the calendar hits January, the entire team is inflicted with a form of mental retardation that includes using your head to attack another player,thinking you are a soccer player and kicking red flags thrown on the field, missing kicks that a paraplegic could make, running up the middle for half a yard every 1st down, and any time type of choking known to man.

So much choking occurs at Qualcomm Stadium in January that a prostitute would laugh. Many health organizations no longer teach the Heimlich Maneuver, but rather, the Kaeding Remover. Supporting this team is comparable to supporting the local drug dealer.

Chargers Fan #1: Dude! The San Diego Chargers are going all the way! This is the year we go ALL THE WAY! We have the top offense and defense in the league!

Chargers Fan #2: Oh fuck...

Chargers fan #1: What? What is it?!

Chargers Fan #2: It's January now....

Chargers Fan #1: HOLY ^%&$

Chargers Fan #2: Let's hope Kaeding misses the flight....

Chargers Fan #1: He better.......because he fucking sucks.

by Boltz17 May 24, 2011

Mexican oil change

What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.

Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. Now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.

by Meldroc January 18, 2006

dodge charger

A much better car than a ford mustang.

my dodge charger owned mari's mustang gt. fords suck

by shaughn June 11, 2006