Someone that moves from a rural or small town into the city & learns how to function in the urban community. Also describes a rural location that gets an urban developement.
She quit associating with her small town friends ever since she became citified. Our town is citified now that we have a McDonalds.
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Get the Certified Freak mug.A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.
In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.
In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.
Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!
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Person A: You saw the photo of the doe sacrificing herself to save her offspring from tigers?
Person B: Yes, what about it? and it is not a doe it is an antelope, and the two other animals are cheetahs.
Person A: Ah yes you must be so smart, and what's the difference?
Person B: They don't live in the same environment, moreover the doe has a chance to outrun a tiger, a cheetah goes twice its speed.
Person A: (does not reply)
-> This is a certified stfu moment
Person B: Yes, what about it? and it is not a doe it is an antelope, and the two other animals are cheetahs.
Person A: Ah yes you must be so smart, and what's the difference?
Person B: They don't live in the same environment, moreover the doe has a chance to outrun a tiger, a cheetah goes twice its speed.
Person A: (does not reply)
-> This is a certified stfu moment
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