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citified

Someone that moves from a rural or small town into the city & learns how to function in the urban community. Also describes a rural location that gets an urban developement.
She quit associating with her small town friends ever since she became citified. Our town is citified now that we have a McDonalds.
by Zane Edison August 3, 2007
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certified munch

by Phat boy Nelson May 8, 2023
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Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.
Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!
by HASHITRON September 3, 2016
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Certified Jackass

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.

In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.
Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!
by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner June 16, 2012
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Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.
Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.
by philomela March 14, 2015
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Certified Funny

Wait for it, I think we just hit it. This is certified funny
by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020
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certified stfu moment

when you prove someone they are so wrong they aren't replying back.

(inspired by the certified hood classic meme)
Person A: You saw the photo of the doe sacrificing herself to save her offspring from tigers?
Person B: Yes, what about it? and it is not a doe it is an antelope, and the two other animals are cheetahs.
Person A: Ah yes you must be so smart, and what's the difference?

Person B: They don't live in the same environment, moreover the doe has a chance to outrun a tiger, a cheetah goes twice its speed.

Person A: (does not reply)

-> This is a certified stfu moment
by Take my JEJ March 22, 2023
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