When a friend or third-party takes over a text conversation for you in order to help achieve a desired outcome.
Derived from a "celebrity shot" in pong.
Derived from a "celebrity shot" in pong.
Mike: Dude I don't know what to text her back
Jim: Let me celebrity text for you, I know exactly what to say.
Jim: Let me celebrity text for you, I know exactly what to say.
by GLethal85 December 13, 2012
Get the Celebrity Text mug.Referring to the age difference between married or dating celebrity couples, especially those of which there is a pronounced age gap. The equation is as follows; 1 celebrity year = 4 regular years.
Annie: Gross, I just realized that Brad and Angelina are 12 years apart!
Alex: Yes, but in Celebrity Years, that's only 3.
Annie: Oh, well that makes it okay then.
Alex: Yes, but in Celebrity Years, that's only 3.
Annie: Oh, well that makes it okay then.
by Jasey Rae Rae January 29, 2010
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by Dumb.cookie March 19, 2019
Get the Celebrity crush mug.when an actor/actress or celebrity is inbetween roles, etc. and isn't watching thier weight, where on ocassion they are exposed by the pavoratzi in tabloid pictures and thier reputation becomes tarnished for a short time.
Coined from the body building term off season describing a period of time in a year when body builders stop strict dieting to concentrate on strength training and bulking up.
Coined from the body building term off season describing a period of time in a year when body builders stop strict dieting to concentrate on strength training and bulking up.
by sherman3point0 August 4, 2009
Get the celebrity off season mug.Elizabeth Taylor was rushed to the Celebrity Death Portal due to complications associated with a pre-existing health condition
by mellowelvis April 18, 2011
Get the Celebrity Death Portal mug.An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.
Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?
Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.
Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.
by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011
Get the condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act mug.An overwhelming obsession with celebrities, typified by talking to them like you're good friends, claiming life-changing epiphanies on their behalf, and/or raising them to god status.
From a Twitter tweet:
#iwillneverforget @Jonasbrothers the first time I saw you guys live. Changed my life. <3
Response:
The problem with celebrititis.
#iwillneverforget @Jonasbrothers the first time I saw you guys live. Changed my life. <3
Response:
The problem with celebrititis.
by tfu583 August 5, 2009
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