catchelor

The male equivalent of a cat lady

"Mr. Snookums would you like some tea with that crumpet?" said the catchelor

by iquestionshard August 9, 2016

catchfirejulia

the bestest most swaggiest lesbian on the planet who has an unhealthy obsession with michael clifford

oh did you see catchfirejulia's new tiktok, her account is the best!

by bsfjules May 31, 2021

old catcher's mitt

worn out vagina

Brittany has been fucked so many times she has an old catcher's mitt.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

ass catchem

A male or female pick-up artist that only attends pokemon go events to meet other single adults. They discovered their love of pokemon after realizing that such events attract the perfect combination of nerdy yet physically fit geeks.

That guy always leaves these events with a different girl, he’s such an ass catchem.

Listen ass catchem, I know you got to get em all but stay away from my boyfriend.

by bryken7 August 2, 2016

tryna catch a dizzy

Something you say when a friend, family member, or stranger yanks your vape, blunt, dab pen, or literally anything that makes you high, out of your hand or mouth.

Timothy: *holds dab pen*
Kyle: *yanks it out of his hand*
Timothy: "Bro are you tryna catch a dizzy or sumthin?"
Kyle: "Yeah brother." *catches dizzy*

by vicast115 April 25, 2019

Catchin Feelings

To get overly worked up or upset about something.

"Yo, why you catchin feelings?"

syn: "Adopting Affectations"

by Carter Reich June 10, 2005

catch a load

When a women is suprised to find out a man came inside of her even though he told her he would not.

Holly ended up catching a load last night when her boyfriend didn't pull out

by Lap dog September 7, 2005