Dude have you spoken to harriet since you broke up?
“Nah she still hasn't forgiven me for the dirty carrot“
What did you do last night?
“Not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend”
“Nah she still hasn't forgiven me for the dirty carrot“
What did you do last night?
“Not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend”
by FatalToxic April 08, 2011
The girl that I had a one night stand with was horrible at giving blow jobs; she was a carrot peeler
by Tonyozzie June 14, 2017
- See, he's wearing these carrot fit jeans
- Yea, he has few options because of his butt being a bit on the large side
- Yea, he has few options because of his butt being a bit on the large side
by Prefrontal Cortex August 11, 2018
Noun- "A single, male individual who is sometimes available for dating, however appears to be much below the expected or anticipated average. Typically, is smaller, shorter, not as seemingly smart or attractive as their other male counterparts, this being classified as a ' scrawny carrot' amongst females who are seeking companionship.
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* May 03, 2020
Man 1: Bro my girlfriend just had sex with me and she hasn't showered in weeks!
Man 2 : Ew dude, now you have a briny carrot.
Man 2 : Ew dude, now you have a briny carrot.
by flawedGhost June 03, 2021
by swiffer January 19, 2006
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