Dirty Carrot

During sex you place a carrot up your partners rectum.
Dude have you spoken to harriet since you broke up?
“Nah she still hasn't forgiven me for the dirty carrot“

What did you do last night?
“Not much just done the dirty carrot with my girlfriend”
by FatalToxic April 08, 2011
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Carrot Peeler

Someone who gives a blow job while knowing or not knowing that they're is using their teeth
The girl that I had a one night stand with was horrible at giving blow jobs; she was a carrot peeler
by Tonyozzie June 14, 2017
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Carrot fit

Trousers made for people with humongous booty and very thin legs
- See, he's wearing these carrot fit jeans
- Yea, he has few options because of his butt being a bit on the large side
by Prefrontal Cortex August 11, 2018
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Scrawny carrot

Noun- "A single, male individual who is sometimes available for dating, however appears to be much below the expected or anticipated average. Typically, is smaller, shorter, not as seemingly smart or attractive as their other male counterparts, this being classified as a ' scrawny carrot' amongst females who are seeking companionship.
"Damn Lisa....there are some SCRAWNY CARROTS up in here tonight! "
by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* May 03, 2020
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Briny Carrot

A briny carrot is a penis that has been pulled out of an unwashed vagina.
Man 1: Bro my girlfriend just had sex with me and she hasn't showered in weeks!
Man 2 : Ew dude, now you have a briny carrot.
by flawedGhost June 03, 2021
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eating carrots

A way of saying someone is sucking a dick, or giving a blowjob.
i bet that girl likes eating carrots
by swiffer January 19, 2006
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snapping the carrot

joey's snapping the carrot again
by Bonehead April 08, 2003
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