Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo

A highly contagious disease that causes certain girls with wavy hair and round glasses to spontaneously combust.

"Uh oh, I think I might've caught Capillus Crispus Puella Cum Specula Morbo..."

by a very swag individual January 18, 2023

Capicolaphilist

Somone who is sexually turned on by someone who prounounces bologna the way its spelled.

She's what a psychiatrist would call a Capicolaphilist.

by Sxunken August 26, 2023

Velvet Cantina

Pet name for a Mexican vagina.

Aroused and lonely, Lupita longed for a man to enter her Velvet Cantina.

by dirtylarry September 3, 2009

Procerus Capillus

A tall, hairy, demon-like creature that roams forest. They can not cross rivers and they have a blood curdling scream.

Boy: I saw a tall demon thing in the woods!
Girl: It must have been Procerus Capillus.

by xPheonixx September 9, 2010

Capo de tutti Capi

Highest ranking mobster except for Ledelsen, they are as hard as you get them.

That Capo de tutti Capi smoked that Amico without breaking a sweat!

by Sanaas September 5, 2016

flap-a-caping

When a person cant pronounce their words correctly and their words run together.

Did you notice how bad Bob was flap-a-caping today? I couldn't understand anything he said!

by Diana66 April 19, 2018

captitude

The manner/method in which things are kept in captivity.


A word made up by Gazza.

Another attraction (if you can call it that) is some guys with different kinds of animals (from monkeys to snakes to birds) in different forms of captitude, that you can have your photo taken with.

by Funkee_Monkey April 24, 2005