cattywumpus

A falsehood purported by one assuming an authority upon a subject. Comes from a short anecdote.

Teacher: And of course the first world war was the obvious result of left wing conspiracy...

Student: ...Cattywumpus...

by jubeanation April 12, 2008

Caet

A person who is obsessed with cats, but doesn’t actually own any.

That person loves cats but doesn’t even have any! What a caet!

by Speederx99 April 7, 2021

Carty

An openly gay black rapper with a squeaky voice and no friends other than Ermac who uses him as a boy toy.

LoL Carty just took a hit in the ass

by Mac Teh Destroyer August 19, 2003

cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

catty artistic bitch

the kind of girl who gives too much about friends, makes it our of her way to make them all happy. Then one day gts thrown under the bus, and comes back three times thicker, and quicker and better than before. leaving these assholes, to their silent lives, where no one actually cares. and then theyre lonely and wonder wheres that artistic bitch who took care of me? SHE AINT FUCKING THERE>>>> way to go moron. she isnt in love with you nor shud she want too... catty because ppl are upset of 2.5 years ago crap. these ppl are insuffient humans whose living revolve around this CATTY ARTISTIC BITCH. that they will miss but wont be there.

tinkerbell, is my catty artistic bitch, she is everything but i treat her like shit to gain friendship with hook and his crew bc im an asswipe with no idea what i am about to lose.

she is a catty artistic bitch with style its soo sexyy how she rises up and is soo mature. mmm.

by Lovely Lemons August 5, 2009

Carty

ERMACS boy toy so to speak, gets raped very often and does not like "explioted deleted" in his eye.

ERMAC stuck his "explioted deleted" in Carty's "explioted deleted" and "explioted deleted" all over the inside

by Carty =( August 17, 2003

Cattywompus

Created by sydney A describing word for something hairy or ugly.

Devin's butt lint is cattywompus

by Miss Jennifer... December 31, 2008