Monster Cack 

A cock larger than 8 inches with piercings giving it the appearance of an angry catapillar or monster.

Stephen's jacobs ladder and prince albert made his huge penis look like a monster cack.

Monster Cack by Akashaceleste December 21, 2008

Suck My Cack! 

The original saying of the Yello Sub! Usually directed at Javi Cobos when used by The Yello Sub. But can be directed at any individuals as a insult.

Hey whats the answer to this problem?

I don't know. But it can suck my cack!!

Like Javi?

Yes. Javi can suck my cack! And he will choke on it too! LOL

Suck My Cack! by The Yello Sub December 11, 2010

Guff-Cack 

Something, someone or situation is sub-standard or poor.

That film was guff-cack

Guff-Cack by Sam Charlick May 30, 2008

Fanny Cack 

the stuff that oozez out of a ladys crumpet after her time of the month

''ere lucy my fanny cack is Hideous this month ''

Fanny Cack by Dannyboy12 December 9, 2008

I fiend cack 

A person who fiends cack and needs this 24/7. A fiender of cack is usually male, because females are generally known to do this anyway. Cack fienders are often found in the wild on camping trips, especially in male only groups.

Person A: You fiend cack.
Person B: No I don't.
Person A: You were rubbing my cack in the tent last night, you are a fiend.
Person B: So you're saying I fiend cack?

Person A: Yes, you FIEND cack!!!

I fiend cack by I Fiend Cack May 12, 2009

slopp cack 

The art of slapping a pissed girlfriend across the face with your cock. Such a person may be referred to as a "slopp cacker".

Slopp cack me harder you slopp cacker!

slopp cack by Matt.M. January 14, 2008

Fresh off the pillow cack 

Like fresh off the pillow hair, except its your cack

I gave my girlfriend a hot karl when she sunk her teeth into my fresh off the pillow cack

Fresh off the pillow cack by Fresh off the pillow cack April 13, 2003