Frankie got his ass kicked for giving a hot chick chinese cuts while waiting in line for food stamps
by Fast Eddie Sayers September 12, 2003
the best thing that god ever created, other than hot guys. both extremely yummy.
te best food in the entire world.
te best food in the entire world.
by BLAAAAAAAAH November 22, 2004
An old, untrue rumor made by Caucasians after they felt threatened by the FALSE myth of black people having larger dicks.
A Chinese penis is the same as any other penis, don't believe the stereotypes..
A Chinese penis is the same as any other penis, don't believe the stereotypes..
"My chinese penis is 6 inches long."
"NO WAI! But ur asian!"
"And what, a black person has a 9 inch?"
"They do.. right?"
"*sigh*"
"NO WAI! But ur asian!"
"And what, a black person has a 9 inch?"
"They do.. right?"
"*sigh*"
by A Chinese dude November 28, 2007
A made-up stereotype repeated by people who most likely have not seen that many actual erect penises, that is rooted in deep insecurity, ignorance, and xenophobia.
Version 1:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? I wouldn't know. I don't have much experience with other men's penises.
White guy: (shuts up)
Version 2:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? How do you know? Did you suck on it last night?
White guy: (shuts up)
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? I wouldn't know. I don't have much experience with other men's penises.
White guy: (shuts up)
Version 2:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? How do you know? Did you suck on it last night?
White guy: (shuts up)
by Fearless November 28, 2006
(n) the act of blowing your load in a girl's eyes and as she wipes the spunk out of her eyes, (hence the chinese part) you smack her in the face with your cock
by stop snitchin August 23, 2007
An Oxymoron
Billy: "Hey man Chinese Democracy finally came out after 10 years"
Jimmy: "You're such a retard China is a communist nation"
Jimmy: "You're such a retard China is a communist nation"
by Goose B July 07, 2009
A small, moist, yet meaty ball of fecies that fires out of the anus with deadly force. A chinese fireball is typically greasy, about half the size of the average human fist and has deadly accuracy. Typical symptoms include pre-shit bubble farts and a whistling sphincter effect. Approach with caution.
Dave, dude, I thought you had to take a shit. It's only been 40 seconds.
Nah, I just fired out a chinese fireball, clockin' in at about 85 mph.
Nah, I just fired out a chinese fireball, clockin' in at about 85 mph.
by William Shakespenis March 13, 2008