guy1 = last night i was playing truth or dare and i got dare to do a nude run!
guy2 = how nude?
Guy1 = i was nude in the third degree!
guy2 = how nude?
Guy1 = i was nude in the third degree!
by stormbringer117 April 23, 2010
When one eats vast amounts of hot spiced foods, but is burned badly the following day in the restroom.
John ate lots of hot spicey chicken wings last night, and felt the torture of Turd Degree Burn the next day in his bathroom.
by anonymous42432423 November 17, 2012
by Dinorectum July 12, 2010
A rule of dating that educated thirtysomething singles resort to after growing tired of dating hairdressers and waitresses who are for the most part uneducated. The rule states that in order for you to date her, she must have two college degrees. Of course, this only applies to dating. Random hookups with the uneducated are still allowed when the rule is invoked.
Guy 1: That waitress chick you hooked up with last night at waffles-r-us was a hottie. You should date her.
Guy 2: No way, Two-Degree Rule dude. Cosmetology school ain't one of them.
Guy 2: No way, Two-Degree Rule dude. Cosmetology school ain't one of them.
by B. Larison January 06, 2007
Burn obtained through fireworks shot at victim. Can only be called 4th degree when victim has volunteered to be shot at. Thus proving that his burns are worthy of being called 4th degree.
Darlo thought he could doge all the fireworks.... The dickweed's failure resulted in 4th degree burns.
by micole.3 January 01, 2011
dude1 = this morning i accidently walk in on girlfriend in her bra and panties
dude2 = ahhh man you totally caught her nude in the second degree
dude2 = ahhh man you totally caught her nude in the second degree
by stormbringer177 April 23, 2010
A burn (dissing someone) which is a response, generally funnier, than an earlier statement deemed to be a burn. Generally delivered by a third party. (Can be the same party who delivered the original burn but not often.)
Person A: Your hair is ugly
Person B: Burn!
Person C: Not as ugly as your face.
Person B/D: 3rd degree burn!
Person B: Burn!
Person C: Not as ugly as your face.
Person B/D: 3rd degree burn!
by bobdat November 18, 2008