butthole surfing

When a dog drags itself across the floor so as to wipe its ass, usually with it's forelegs. May be due to a turd stuck in the butt or general discomfort.

My dog licked his butt so much, he had enough hair in his poop to have a turd hanging off when he came inside. I didn't see it untill he started "butthole surfing" across my new rug. I had to chase him outside and wash that rug. Damn dog.

by The Edgehead June 5, 2009

Butthole Lynching

When you put Icy Hot on your butthole, and then wrap a belt around your waist and buttcheeks causing your cheeks to be clenched together while your ass burns.

I heard the new kid performed a Butthole Lynching on himself the other day. He has not been able to sit down since.

by J Fucking Z October 28, 2006

windburn butthole

Excessive air contact to the asshole via too many farts

Man my girlfriend Alisa has windburn butthole... its all chaffed and red. gross. and she has farts... grosser

by notoriousnat07 February 26, 2011

Butthole Moment

To talk about embarrassing or awkward moments that everyone potentially go through.

I’ve got a butt, and it’s a butthole and it’s stinky down there.

Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!

by Manchildcave June 13, 2019

internet butthole

The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.

Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame

Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"

Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"

by nihilist arbies October 28, 2018

butthole razor

A razor blade, approximate 3 inches in length, meant specifically for the care and weeding of the cornhole.

Guy 1: You're gonna shave w/ the same razor you use to clean your ass?

Guy 2: Nah, that's what my butthole razor is for!

by Razor Butthole October 13, 2008

josh's butthole

moist, salty, saucy, bleached, organic, sunbathed, smooth, hard, rubbery, wet, dry, erotic , all words to describe josh's butthole, you will never find anything more majestic on earth, or anywhere else. its like a giant horse penis, but its a butthole, and its josh's.

person 1:hey homes u seen josh's butthole lately.
person 2: nah man whats it like.
person 1: cra cra yo

by maaaaaaaaaaaan June 3, 2016