The First Ladyman

The First Ladyman is what Bill Clinton will be if Hillary is elected President.

Bill: This will be loads of fun being The First Ladyman!
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.

by smysizzle February 15, 2008

vivek the first

Sexiest man alive. No further context necessary. Check his sophomore album "fish" out on Spotify.

Satish: "Guess who I just met the other day?"
Rishabh: "Your mom?"
Satish: "No, Vivek The First"
Rishabh: "I'm gonna bussssssst"

by Bohemian Rhapsody 35 September 9, 2021

first violin

generally a violinist who has a enormous ego. they look down upon all the sections and are generally more privileged. we are better than you *hairflip*

Person 1: “look it’s the first violin with the big ass ego
Person 2: “ew”

by amandafrancesca January 14, 2018

Awkward First

Using a guy/girl that you don't like to get your 1st kiss, 1st make out, and/or 1st relationship over with. Gets you past all the "Awkward Firsts" so you have confidence and experience for the one(s) you do like.

yeah i'm going out with Josh Friday. I don't like him I just want him to be my awkward first.

by stellarheart557 January 13, 2011

bomb first

The street war tactic of attacking your enemies before they attack you. Also known as retaliating first. It requires great skill and paranoia to anticipate a threat and then smash them before they get to you.

Nabeel had it out for me so I had to bomb first!

by Captain hard March 10, 2017

First Blood

what the Narrator of a game says after the first kill occurs.

Jimmy (true Noob): Oh i totally got this Noob.
Narrator: "First Blood"
Jimmy: WTF, thats totally bullshit.
Pro: hahahahahahah

by dick Johnnie Walker October 14, 2009

first kiss

One of many opprotunities to be embarassed by an erect male sexual organ.

He was pained by blue balls after his girlfriend fell off the mountain in his lap and ran home crying.

by Wintergreen February 29, 2004