The First Ladyman

The First Ladyman is what Bill Clinton will be if Hillary is elected President.

Bill: This will be loads of fun being The First Ladyman!
Hillary: Yeah... Go fetch me a box of cigars.

by smysizzle February 15, 2008

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Dessert First

Licking a girls ass or pussy before fucking her

With an ass like that, I am having dessert first.

by StepbrotherND October 17, 2016

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first kiss

the thing I had today, October 20th 2023 at 7:57 pm.

“I didn’t realize that the bottle landed on me when we were playing spin the bottle so I was kind of confused, I’m glad that my first kiss was with my best friend.”

by Malic.E.Acid October 21, 2023

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Awkward First

Using a guy/girl that you don't like to get your 1st kiss, 1st make out, and/or 1st relationship over with. Gets you past all the "Awkward Firsts" so you have confidence and experience for the one(s) you do like.

yeah i'm going out with Josh Friday. I don't like him I just want him to be my awkward first.

by stellarheart557 January 12, 2011

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bomb first

The street war tactic of attacking your enemies before they attack you. Also known as retaliating first. It requires great skill and paranoia to anticipate a threat and then smash them before they get to you.

Nabeel had it out for me so I had to bomb first!

by Captain hard March 10, 2017

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