Bullet Proof Wig

A female of any dissent, who refers to the use of improperly inserting a weave to the top of their head. The extensions from the weave seem to protrude greatly from one's roots, thus creating an alien shaped affect, similiar to the likes of Predator. With such lift and body, the hair seems to serve as a means of protection, such as teflon abilities to block stray bullets. Therefore, for safety precautions, you may want to have at least one friend with a Bullet Proof Wig.

As Domonique danced, her Bullet Proof Wig danced beside her.

by Weavalicious July 17, 2007

shopping bulemic

A person who shops obsessively and then returns everything. The buying or binging brings the "high" or emotional rush, and the returning allows them to still pay the mortgage.

Stacey trips me out, she is such a shopping bulemic. She shops and shops and shops but never keeps anything. Wal Mart is so gonna ban her from the store.

by Tina Ballance April 20, 2008

Bullet Sponge

N. (1)Another term for a member of the armed forces that are placed in a great deal of fire fights, wherein there's a large possibility of getting shot.(2)The frontlines of an army during the early battles revolutionary war.(I.E. Before the de4scion stop using straightline formations by the United States, in favor of tatics reminscient of jungle warfare)

1)My brother recently joined the marines, he'll make a great bullet sponge.

2)The straightline formations of the redcoats during the revolutionary war made them essentially bullet sponges.

by Sonic Youth August 25, 2005

Battle of the Bulge

The continual battle that overweight people have against excess fat.

I'm 10 kilos overweight - I have an ongoing battle of the bulge.

by Bill - Australian in Malaysia March 22, 2004

With A Bullet

A figure of speech that is associated to a number in a list. Using this figure of speech indicates that the subject either ascended the list rapidly or is overwhelmingly dominant.

Despite the beliefs of asshat children that don't understand that slang existed prior to 2003, this phrase was not made popular by any specific song, let along a song by 'Fall Out Boy'.

This figure of speech achieved widespread usage in 2001 when the movie 'High Fidelity' was released. The movie was based upon a 1995 novel by Nick Hornby of the same title. Even prior to the release of the movie, many people used this phrase, but it was not widely understood by the general population.

The phrase "Number One With A Bullet" is the title of a 1987 movie and a 1990 episode of '21 Jump Street'.

In 2004 Rachel Bilson was #58 on the Maxim Hot 100 list. In 2005 she came in at #6 with a bullet.

by madisonpraetor April 20, 2006

Bulge check

1. When a female looks at a male's genital area in their process of sizing him up. (As if a man's flaccid penis is any indication of size!); 2. The habitual grabbing of one's balls through their pants as if to check if they still have them, or to show off size to females. (an ironically unattractive action); 3. When a real man adjusts himself because...he has to. (What?)

First guy: "Bulge check! Dude, can she make it any more obvious?"

Second guy: "Yeah. Is she a slut? She acts like we men don't see them checking us out."

First guy: "Ladies, I'm up here."

by Jack Offa September 5, 2010

Cock Bulge

When a man wears pants ill-suited for the gargantuan package bestowed upon him by whatever God he believes in.

Chuck Norris leaned over and whispered into Dean's ear, "Check out Erik's monster cock bulge".

by Erik Schardin January 3, 2008