The best
bar food ever! Fried chicken wings basted in a hot sauce and served with a side of celery and bleu cheese. You
dip the wings into the blue cheese and throw the celery on the floor. The best wings are from the Buffalo NY area and the farther you get away the greater likelihood that the wings will suck. Not that you can't get good wings in the rest of upstate NY or even Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and the Twin Tiers (NY/Pa border) but the real deal is in Buffalo. Douche bags claim that the shitty, rubberry, no taste wings one can find in chains like Hooter'
s and BW3'
s are good example of Buffalo Wings. The shittiest wings under red heat lamps in gas stations in the above mentioned areas are better than these shitty chain restaurant wings. Also,
stupid motherfuckers
dip their wings in ranch dressing. Why don't you just mosey on down to the Old Country Buffet, close your eyes and have them pump what leftover
shit they have after the early
bird special down your throat and top it off with a quart of Hidden Valley Ranch! Any douchebag that thinks ranch is a compliment to buffalo wings needs to be castrated with a
shrimp fork. Note: you can't get good Buffalo wings in
Chicago, Miami, and New York although residents there think you can. They have wings in Philly but nobody claims they'
re the best,and they don't eat wings in L.A. because they are assholes.
