Dirty Bruce

The act of scratching another person's genitalia, immediately forcing them to smell your hand.

My dad locked me in the garage and gave me the nastiest Dirty Bruce E.V.E.R!

by iRepMyDougie April 3, 2011

Bruce Vilanched

to epically fail at a task or goal by an extremely stupid manner.

Kevin tried to do a donkfunkulous jump over the 20 foot wall blindfolded, but totally Bruce Vilanched and smashed his face then began to cry.

by Nevus March 2, 2009

Ben Brucing

Playing guitar past your knees and in a tea bagging motion.

Girlfriend : "hey babe what are you doing?"

Boyfriend: "nothing much, just Ben Brucing'

by cliffordstein October 8, 2013

Bruce Shadle

Someone who tries to lift more than he should and injures themselves.

Did you see Bob try to lift that engine block. He Bruce Shadle himself and ended up needing surgery.

by SoberAltman February 19, 2022

A Bruce Willis

when you Die Hard but still breathin'

I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.

by GoUp July 17, 2016

Bruce Lee

The most bad ass man of all time.

"Bruce Lee could kick you ass in one punch"

by Crusty Lasagna May 27, 2016

Bruce Rauner

The man who ended racism by drinking chocolate milk.

Fuck Obama man, I got my nigga Bruce Rauner!

by yuh skrt August 8, 2018