brown eyed bombshell

An attractive brown eyed woman.

She is a brown eyed bombshell!

by MUFFiN :) December 18, 2009

The Brown Eyed Peas

A band that covers songs by The Black Eyed Peas, but change the lyrics to make the song about defecation.

Some of their most popular cover songs have been:
* Don't plop the farty
* Meat me halfway
* Lets get it farted
* Imma beef
* My lumps
* Don't phunk with my shart
* You left shit on my bowl you fucken prick Note: This song is a point of contention with The Black Eyed Peas who claim they have never written a song at all similar to this one

Hey man I saw The Brown Eyed Peas last night, they did their own material - then they tossed it into the crowd.

by Zonal K October 25, 2019

Brown eyed eagle

Having anal sex on a par 3 hole on a golf course.

Me and a girl snuck on to Pebble Beach Golf Course late one night and I gave her a brown eyed eagle.

by PeoplePlanter April 21, 2009

Brown Eyed Juicer

A term used to describe the male penis after it has been removed from another human's anal cavity.

When I pulled it out that bitch put my brown eyed juicer in her mouth.

by DMF May 27, 2005

Brown eyed tornado

Explosive diarrhea, characterized by leaving a bathroom in a state of complete disrepair.

Stephen: You were in the bathroom for a while, are you okay?
Marielle: All those donuts stirred up a brown eyed tornado in there. It might be easier if we just move.

by Hforce January 16, 2018

The Brown Eyed Librarian

When ass fucking a chic in a quiet public place, shushing her the whole time....

I watched my boy give the sales lady The Brown Eyed Librarian in the dressing room at Dillards...... shhhhhhh

by Daytona Dirty Al June 23, 2019

brown-eyed sandwich

A brown-eyed sandwich is performed when a man titty-fucks a woman, backwards however, and the girl eats out the man's asshole.

I could go for a brown-eyed sandwich right now. I just enema'd!

by the poop doctor September 26, 2007