Bridgend

A town in South Wales, the centre of which is packed with drug dealers, addicts, gamblers, steroid monkeys, prostitutes, ex-convicts, sluts and thugs ranging from 14-40 year olds, a few shops, a couple of shit corrupt nightclubs and on a Friday or Saturday night a riot van and possibly an ambulance. If one were to venture in on a Friday, Saturday or Sunday you would likely see many marvellous sights, such as a vast number of fights, blood splatters and broken glass across most of the floor, a good few people in handcuffs and maybe even some bloke getting sucked off down an alley.

Then as you proceed out of the centre you have many neighbourhoods and a recreation centre filled with 'crews' who go round looking for fights with other 'crews' whilst drinking on the street, that is if they aren't off their faces on some illegal substance. These neighbourhoods often have loud house parties and boy racers driving in a hatchback with an exhaust the size of the moon, playing music through a subwoofer more expensive than the car itself.

As you proceed out again you have small pleasant villages where none of the trouble actually happens, as there are no pubs, clubs or parties within walking distance.

The more you go out of Bridgend the more pleasant the surrounding area becomes.

by Leeroy1984 December 14, 2010

Old Bridge Metal Militia

They were a group of the most extreme metal heads (a.k.a. "The Old Bridge Metal Militia") who lived in the town Old Bridge, New Jersey. They would let bands who were touring the area, stay at their houses when they were in town for a gig. Bands like Slayer, Metallica, Motorhead to name a few. They would get these bands to play at parties in their basements.

The Old Bridge Metal Militia were even immortalized in song. The Megaforce compilation Born to Metalize has a track called "One Night in Old Bridge," while Blessed Death had a song called "Knights of Old Bridge."

by TheTrueShMike April 26, 2007

Hebden Bridge

Also known as Hippy land or breeding place for lezbians(although currently impossible)! Very beautiful town with nice river and canal, often ridden with smelly barefoot, 40+ hippies with dreadlocks and numerous piercings dragging small mini hippies, normally their children but can be dwarves, wearing hemp robes, feeding them recycled bird shit or whatever new environmentally friendly "snack" is out. The men have hair down to their waste and the women refuse to wear bras and therefore their tits hang down to their waste! They all live their care free lives, getting pissed, having gay sex, excreciating on compost heaps, etc. The atmosphere is calm and fun, but that might be the canabis smoke that seems to be coming from every other persons "cigarette". love it, great place to go and live, visit it, but make sure if you are married that you are fully seure with ones sexuality as many people, men, women or both are up for a bit of experimenting! Take a trip there and whatever you get up to ...Enjoy..!

"I don'y know what's got into him, he's started to wear my heels and try on my underwear. I don't know the next he will be moving to Hebden Bridge!"

by the blubba fish September 22, 2006

bridge troll

A typically grumpy person known most commonly for ruining someone's good mood, or crashing someone's party, or being an overall unpleasant person to be around. Could also be used to refer to an inanimate object, or a boring task.

Synonyms would include: Party-crasher, wet blanket, drag, etc.

"Don't be such a bridge troll." "Mr. Henderson is such a bride troll." "Filing paper work can be such a bride troll." "Why must my slow computer be such a bride troll??"

by moldEcow July 31, 2021

london bridge

London Bridge was downed by fire. When someone makes your "London Bridge fall down", they are making you very hot. (sexual)

In the song by Fergie of the same name the music starts with fire sirens.

"How come everytime you come around my London Bridge wanna go down?" equates "How come everytime I see you I wanna get off?"

by James Cobalt July 28, 2006

tower bridge

2 guys having sex with one girl. One from the front, orally, one from behind. Guys can hold hands, so the tower bridge is complete

I had a threesome, mmf. A perfect tower bridge

by gijs-jan January 24, 2009

whaley bridge

Whaley is a small town located near the A6. The "hard" people from Whaley are normally very posh. If you want loads of free stuff I advise you go to Sunlan. The population mainly consists of posh twats and hipsters. Definitions for the hipsters of Whaley is too "mainstream"

Let's go to Whaley Bridge and get pissed whilst listening to motzart

by Chavlyf November 28, 2013