Brett Favre

Future Hall of Fame quarterback and three time NFL Most Valuable Player Brett Favre has angered many fans and supporters with his frequent talks of retirement. In fact, Favre has successfully retired and unretired many times and all sports media outlets have spent a lot of time covering his inability to make and stick to a decision. It is this wavering that created this infamous term.

Commonly used when one person out of a group cannot seem to make a decision and this inability to make a decision hinders the forward progress of the group.

"Just order something off the menu. What are you Brett Favre?" Also acceptable: "Brett Favre-ing" ... Example: "Noah can never seem to make up his mind when we go shoe shopping. He's always Brett Favre-ing!"

by KJtheGreat August 22, 2009

Brett Biles

A bad ass sexy mofo with a huge cock. Also is amazing at hockey and has a badass dirt bike.

Nerd #1: OMJE it's BRETT BILES! Look at all of his dank memes bro!
Nerd #2: Yeah I sure do wish I was Brett...

by That_badass_guy June 8, 2016

The Brett wank

The brett wank is a form of masturbation in public mainly on the east coast of England.

Did you see that lad having the brett wank on the beach last night

by Bait needle January 7, 2021

Funcle Brett

single man with no children who smells like funky cheeses

funcle Brett is here, I haven't seen him yet but I can smell him

by Ferrari Papi September 30, 2017

brett mercier

The bestest friend you will ever have. He may have a lot of friends, but he knows that they all need attention. He is full of life, and he loves life. Girls are all over him, and he thinks nothing off it. But if you need a friend, find a brett, because Brett's are the way to go. He likes video games, and food, and family guy. He can be touchy sometimes, but that's okay. He is perfection in a body.

1st guy: woah man, is that brett?
2nd guy: yeah it is, but who is he with?

3rd guy: my sister, fuck she is all over brett mercier

by booty and the beast ™ April 7, 2015

Brett warren

A name for a northern English New Zealander who likes alcahol

Wagwan my neek. Are you a Brett Warren?

by Wagwan as 44 April 21, 2021

Brett Morgan

Some fat ass that constantly wears his hoodie and enjoys saying the n word. He was also suspended for punching Colby Gardner and he has a crush on Shane Simpson

@brettybot you punch Colby Gardener in the face and get suspended, that’s a Brett Morgan moment

by Papi Caillou July 15, 2022