boyfriend-proof

v.: to hide things that one may not want a boyfriend to see, such as; letters from ex-boyfriends, pictures of you with old boyfriends, trinkets gathered from dates with ex-boyfriends, that picture of you before you felt confident with your body, anything that has to do with an ex-boyfriend or a male friend.

Vicky: Hey do you still have that picture of you, Jimmy, my date and I from when we went on that group date?
Heather: Oh yeah, its in a 7th shoe box from the right in my closet, I just boyfriend-proofed my room because Sam is coming over tonight.

by ijustwanttosubmitaword May 20, 2010

VSCO boyfriend

some weird type of guy that teenage girls idealize as the PERFECT BOYFRIEND like some fairytale movie- even though in reality guys are just guys, like girls are just girls.

He is perfect in every superficial way: he screenshots your every snaps, he sends CUTE texts, and HUGS you, and gives you his HOODIE. He is perfect, and also uses VSCO. Also, he is also just an idea and not an actual human. So there’s that.

omg I wanna have a VSCO boyfriend!!!! he would be perfect and cute in every way!!! omg I love being stuck in a fantasy world!!!

by thatmanadrian May 27, 2019

boyfriend voice

When a girl talks to her boyfriend in an annoying and high pitched voice. Usually this girl will deny the fact that they use it and be annoyed at the sound of other girls using it.

John: Who's in there with you?
Jack: Andrea? Why?
John: Oh because she sounds different.
Jack: That's because she's on the phone with Jeff, what you're hearing is her boyfriend voice
John: Ohhh okay.

by under ajge June 7, 2009

ex boyfriend

a duche fuck who probably told you that he loved you and never wanted to let you go and then decided that you were too negative for him, even though he was the one bitching and whinning all the time about how he broke his leg and couldn't do anything, then broke up with you to go out with a whore he probably slept with in college, and broke up with you through a fucking email while you were on vacation because he was too much of a pussy to do it in person.

my ex boyfriend should lie quietly while i cut off each limb of his body with a small knife, so its long and painful.

by enigmaticsundry July 30, 2008

kill boff marry

A game, popularized by the TV show "30 Rock," played by two or more people. Game participants trade off selecting three individuals (they may be living, dead, and/or fictional) for the other participants to either "Kill, Boff, or Marry." Each participant must then say whether or not they would kill, boff, or marry each of the selected individuals. Individuals to kill, boff, or marry are usually selected to fit the participants sexual orientation. The best game results are usually obtained when individuals who are unattractive, disliked by others, and/or old are selected to categorize.

Jim says to Jane, "Kill Boff Marry - George W. Bush, Dane Cook, and Quasimodo." Jane responds, "This is a tough one Jim, but I'd kill Dane Cook because he's an unfunny asshole, I'd boff Bush, but it would be spiteful in a hate-fuck sort of way, and I'd marry Quasimodo because overall he seems like a good guy."

by Samwar May 29, 2008

boyfriendable

A state that describes whether or not you can sustain a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship.

My sister said "I don't know why I can't stay in a relationship. Maybe I'm just not boyfriendable?"

by jaysjob March 7, 2009

god boyfriend

A Guy that will be there for your girlfriend or wife and take on the role of boyfriend or husband if anything was to happen to you.

Rico is Oshi's God boyfriend. Anthony is Oshi's boyfriend. Anthony died, and Rico takes on the role as Oshi's boyfriend

by Mikie Montana June 19, 2015