Michael bortolussi

Michael bortolussi is a type of sexual toy inserted anally. It’s used primarily on a sex swing between a lesbian couple. It’s similar to a so called “strap on”

Hey baby are we gonna use the Michael bortolussi tonight?

by Michael bortolussi lover 99 December 17, 2024

michael bortolussi

Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.

honey get the michael bortolussi im feeling romantical

by Michael bortolussi lover 99 January 15, 2025

The bortolussi

The bortolussi is a fun new device invented by a man named Chris defer. The bortolussi is a portable wind tunnel showing how aerodynamic an object is.

I used the bortolussi today to see how aerodynamic Michael’s hair is.

by MarcusGolf99 March 31, 2025

snorta de borta

An insult towards Any persons with a nose over 3 miles long

Shutup iain you snorta de borta, you're not funny so go blow your large nose!

by Snozzadebozza May 22, 2017

heck me borther

Family friendly and redneck version of fuck me daddy originally used by YouTuber kryoz gaming

I want him to heck me borther

by Memedaddyboi March 2, 2018

Oh Yea Borther!

A phrase often used by popular Youtuber Kryoz, often depicting when he has done something extraordinary, or used when describing a sexual act.

Person 1: Did you just headshot that guy through a wall?
Kryoz: Oh Yea Borther!

Person 1: Did you give her an Alabama Hot Pocket last night?
Kryoz: Oh Yea Borther!

by TheBiggestBo1 October 2, 2018

Republic of Bortron

The Republic of Bortron is one of 7 moons that are bombs. It is a part of the Andromeda Alliance.

I hate the tactics of the Republic of Bortron!

by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021