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Bonk

Basically a member of THB or a certified 24 karat Conket. Essentially anyone who isn't even up to the level of gronk, and is a gold plated conk.
Have a go at these Bonks. Thb wish they were Conkets
by EbsuzaKbm April 13, 2021
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bonk

man bonk is so cool, everyone loves bonk and they have brilliant taste in women (and they're not a furry)
“i should be more like bonk”
by bonktopia July 2, 2021
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Anal Bonk

a) momentary accidental anal

b) continued unwilling painful anal

verb : Anal Bonked

title : Anal Bonker

c) the smudge or must left on an appendage or object as a result of anal penetration
a) She is particularly sensitive to Anal Bonk after what happened to her in college and no longer tolerates sloppy partners.

b) Anal Bonk is a form of torture except in extreme circumstances of masochism.

verb : I heard they were Anal Bonked into quitting porn for good.

title : The elusive Criminal was furthermore Referred to as "The Tri-County Anal Bonker".

c) I tried to put it back in her mouth after it went in the back, but she told me i had to wash off the Anal Bonk first
by instantaneous dissection August 26, 2023
mugGet the Anal Bonkmug.

DOGE BONK

I bought some Doge Bonk last week, now I'm a billionaer and can't stop bonking when riding my lambo!
by BonkBoii69 November 15, 2021
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Bonk

The word Bonk was used by the youtuber Corpse Husband in his recent Among us

stream. While slamming the showerhead with a hammer and said BONK.
The showers are like the new electrical. Imma bonk it. Bonk... Bonk....
by cissy_n April 4, 2021
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Bonking

Making oneself enraged targeted at the aggressor personally.

Furious mad
Man you’re really bonking me off!
by Epic Publishing June 14, 2020
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Bonk

When something is so terrible it's like being smashed in the face egregiously.
Did you hear the new P Diddler album? That fool is hella bonk
by Philly Brixton January 7, 2024
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