BMW

Big Money Waster. BMWs are known for their unique way of breaking down every few days. Not hating just stating facts

Friend: “Hey man can you come and pick me up”.
Me: “Is it the BMW again”?
Him: “You already know”.

by S2K_Cheeze March 4, 2019

Bmw

BMW stands for big Mexican woman

“ man I meet this bmw last night man. Damn she was good looking.”

by That offensive guy February 14, 2019

BMW

Big mexican woman

see the BMW over there

by uncle drewww September 18, 2018

BMW

Black Man's Willy

She loves herself a BMW

by match report 101 September 22, 2018

BMW

“Blow my weiner”

if a bitch is being a bitch tell her “bmw” and watch her get mad

by took a wok to poland October 10, 2022

BMW

Big Mexican Woman

“wow look at that bmw”
“i don’t see a car”

“no the big mexican woman”

by notmrbeast January 4, 2021

BMW

Basically just a very pretentious car for those people who are slightly richer than the average person, but not actually rich enough to own an italian sports car. They still want to show off the tiny bit of money they have more than the average person, so they drive a so-called luxury car, that's really not much better than the average toyota, just loads more pretentious and snobbish. Mercedes also fit into this category of fake wealth.

There are two types of people who drive this kind of car:
Botox, bleached hair, boobjobbed moms
Spoiled, blonde, rich brats who crash their BMW and get a new one the next day

And this is coming from an upper class kid going to an upper-middle class private school.

-Look at Sarah, she's driving her brand new BMW!
-Yeah, I heard her dad just lost his 100K job, and she's just driving it to cover it up.

-Why is Jack's mom driving a BMW? She doesn't even have a job, even though she only has one kid.
-Well, I heard Jack's dad's a doctor...
-Yeah, they're divorced. And he's a...pediatrician.

by tiffffffffffffffffffffffffffff March 28, 2013