Cat Bloke

A British Man who owns many cats, the male equivalent to Cat Lady.

Hey look how many cats that guy has! He's a total Cat Bloke!

by stevoooooo November 26, 2018

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hard bloke lewis

This lad is as hard as nails don’t go near him otherwise he’ll fuck you up pussyole

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Steven-Yeah mate
Bob-I heard hard bloke Lewis is down the pub
Steven-lets get the fuck outa here then

Bob-Yeye

by Hard bloke Lewis’s mate February 24, 2019

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You know dem ones when a guy goes up to a girl and he's like "OOOHH HELLO" and confesses his undying love for her, uh, and she tells him shes not interested so, you know, he rightfully lets her know that shes a fat ugly slag and he never wanted to shag her anyway. Yeah, that one.

Source: WillNE - Catfishing 1000 Men On Tinder With A Snapchat Filter - 3:34

Guy One: I was talking to this girl yesterday and I asked her out
Guy Two: Did she say no?
Guy One: Yeah, then I activated Rejected Bloke Mode

by tman540 January 31, 2020

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Religious Bloke

An adult (mostly late teens) who act like they're better than everyone else because they follow a certain religion, leading them to think they are always right about everything. They get triggered easily and claim they can beat people up (but end up getting the shit kicked out of them). They also tend to hate the LGBTQ community and are extremely racist, and they also get triggered by memes about God.

He got triggered because I sent him a picture of God with a bra on, salty ass religious bloke.

by RandyTheRockerRichards May 2, 2020

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Solid Bloke

A person (specifically a guy) who is very friendly and sound. Usually used in UK and Irish slang

Nolo gave me a fiver, he’s a solid bloke

by Anonymouschildnamedgerald November 22, 2021

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3 BLOKES 1 BULLET

A good player "Kaai 08" made this term by hitting a hardcore reggun triple on vanguard and making a youtube video for his amazing channel "Kaai 08", meaning a call of duty triple collat

He hit a triple, Camel! 3 blokes 1 bullet, am i right!

by FDRIV, A FUCKIN GAMER! April 6, 2022

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