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Bloody Martinez

The act that a woman performs when she inserts her own finger into her vagina during menstruation, then proceeds to wipe the finger across her partners upper lip, thus making a bloody reddish-brown smear resembling a moustache.
I fucked her pussy hard, but when I fell asleep, that bitch gave me a bloody martinez that I found when I looked in the mirror the next morning.
by S Elizabeth January 15, 2006
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bloody skunk

A bloody skunk is the result of an act of rough anal sex. The person receiving the anal sex is left looking like a bloody skunk. A skunk is black and white, just like the fecal matter and ejaculate. This skunk is bloody because the rough anal sex caused bleeding. The skunk is a skunk because it's a butt and, well, butts smell.
He got that woman so crunked
She didn't notice she got bloody skunked

He gave her a bloody skunk and immediately broke up with her afterwards. Then he sent some pictures of it to her parents. They were not impressed.
by Dan from Cali September 10, 2005
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Bloody Bayonet

When you stab a bitch and fuck the shit out of her in the stab wound.
Last night I shanked Britney and she told me to give a bloody bayonet.
by KaptainJack October 23, 2019
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Bloody Cowabunga

The act of pulling out a girls tampon during her period and waving it around your head while saying cowabunga
Guy1: Did you hear? Dad gave our sister a bloody cowabunga
Guy2: Yummy
by Elijah ellis April 9, 2020
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bloody gash

"Dude, do you ever have sex with your girl when she's on the rag?"

"No way, I don't like bloody gash."
by Jimboslice1976 October 23, 2013
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Bloody zombie

When you have sex with a girl on her period, get your dick really bloody, then cram it in her asshole.
My girl was getting freaky on her period, so I gave her that bloody zombie. That did the trick!
by Malone dick November 2, 2013
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Bloody Anus

When you get butt fucked in prison so much, your ass bleeds daily. (DONT DROP THE SOAP KIDS!!!)
My i shouldnt have violated my probation. Now i have a bloody anus.
by Poison53 January 25, 2018
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