Rusty blowhole

Busting a nut on and in the hairy asshole of a ginger after which when pulling out they proceed to flatulate causing a forceful fountain of cum to erupt from their anus.

Though a rusty blowhole does not require a tetanus shot it is advised to bring some form of barrier to shield oneself from the hairy giz filled sphincter geyser to come.

by DirtyD33 January 3, 2026

Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

The Btown Blowhole

The Btown Blowhole is when you’re playing ping pong with a sexual partner and your paddle is essentially your asshole. You catch the ball in your asshole and poof it out like a whales blowhole and continue playing.

“Yo you tryna do the Btown Blowhole” “Yeah man let me get out my paddle ;)”

by TheBtownBlowholeMaker April 7, 2021

FartFalungus In The Blowhole

When you pull something out of your bum. A reverse queef.

Hypothetically Collin kept experiencing “FartFalungus in the blowhole”. (reverse queefs)when Michael Che kept putting things up his bum. Collin “Ah Shit! Another Fart Falungus In The Blowwhole”.
Ewwww

by BamfBabyGuns November 20, 2021

Typhlia of the blowhole

An unspecified ailment that can be caught from unsanitary conditions

Don't pick up that dirty frisbee you found in the mud. You'll catch typhlia of the blowhole.

by [e-mail] April 30, 2022

jewish mongolian bunghole aids

When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"

bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.

by bungurtfungertmalungertjungert June 22, 2024

Big-Bang Blowhole

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example

Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...

by Vurrath February 22, 2025