Arctic Blitz

A method of cooling off on a muggy day, where your partner spreads your butt cheeks and blows cool air into your anus, much like an oscillating fan. If you’re a man, your partner may then cool down your testicles. If you’re a woman, expect the outside edges of your vagina to be arctic blitzed as well. The name originates from the equally refreshing Gatorade flavor.

It was 90 degrees out and we spent all day at the pool. I came home and showered but still felt too clammy in the pants to get in bed. Fortunately, my girl gave me an arctic blitz until she was lightheaded from oxygen deprivation. She told me I could return the favor some other time.

by Deez Leeemz July 5, 2020

Blitzing

The act of hitting nic and THC at the same time or using both drugs together constantly

I miss blitzing, I wanna blitz but I only have nic

by InsideScoop August 2, 2024

Blitz

Incredibly Good looking and Intelligent. Usually sexy and hot. Definitely a great guy to be with.

It's Blitz! Take a picture, QUICK!

by BATMAN QUACK July 24, 2016

blitz and bulb

two gay people in love

woah!! blitz and bulb are so gay and in love

by blitzzzzz June 4, 2021

Zander / Blitz Bffs

Zander / Blitz Bffs are very special. He thinks about them everyday

They’re the best people he has met!!!

P1 “Zander / Blitz Bffs To Zander is SOO special?!?! “
P2 “I wonder how long he thinks about them..”

by Blitz! :) December 8, 2021

back to school blitz

something my church does on 8/8/year

me- i have to go to the back to school blitz tomorow

by fork 4 August 7, 2021

shit blitz

"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕

Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.

by Word of man October 9, 2018