clock blocked

When you can't see the time on the bedside clock because objects are blocking it from view.

Move your tissue boxes somewhere else - I keep getting clock blocked!

by clockblocker April 18, 2010

Ghost Blocked

When you try to hook up with someone and they keep mentioning someone elses name who is not there.

I tried to hook up with Sarah last night, but I kept getting ghost blocked by some guy named david.

by Jdubb29 January 16, 2015

Cock-blocked

So today I got asked what does cock-blocked mean because I over heard one of me friends talking about it so I told this cock-blocked means to get in the way of your friend or aquentence that's trying to get it.

When tom tried to talked to Lucy he got cock-blocked by her friends.
You ain't getting laid today buddy boy

by roxxyfoxxyy November 8, 2018

K-K-Kock Blocked

When a parent forbids a child from being in a relationship based on the other childs race.

Did you hear about Trey? His dad K-K-Kock Blocked him the other day.

by ForidaMan October 19, 2015

c blocked

Shortening of the term Cock Block.

Dude, I was hitting on this chick and he c blocked me by showing off his Mercedes. Now she won't talk to me.

by Gavin So Complicated August 17, 2006

blacked

1) n. getting so incredibly wasted that you don't remember shit; short for "blacked out"; can lead to crazy unknown activities such as passing out on curbs/random girl's beds,peeing off stairwells,in shoes, or on beds, or booting on computer disk drives or comforters; a regular occurrence at bucknell

1) Damn, how the fuck did I get here...wait, this isn't my room..I must have been fucking blacked last night.
2) After getting blacked the night before, he woke up to a soaked bed and a computer covered in boot.
3) After 18 games of ruit, he was so blacked that I passed out with his pants down while making nachos.

by snax July 9, 2004

lap-blocked

When you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off quickly. Usually this is because you have a laptop computer, magazine or plate of food, etc. already taking up that space.

Spouse 1: Jeez! The cat just tried to jump right into my lap and I didn't even invite him up here.

Spouse 2: Ha ha! Lap-blocked!

by jezzi May 30, 2008