Blitch

A blonde bitch. Usually the type that likes to drink a lot, say "whoohoo" and lets out a squee randomly while drunk. She usually says a lot of messed up stuff about other women around her and guys she has previously dated. She is fond of visible thongs, micro shorts and butterfly trinkets.

The blitch is still in my bed sleeping it off.

I picked up this blitch at the bar last night and now she thinks I am in love with her.
Dumb blitch threw up all over the inside of my car!

by Pygmalion2008 March 2, 2016

bottom biatch

As in Chatrooms, when playing a certain game the person who is on the bottom of the chat list is the lowest biatch, and the person on the top is basically king/queen.

Aww man! i logged back on under "Z" and now im the bottom biatch!

by Brittani March 5, 2005

bleatch

To give some one a continuous hits by using your shoulder on any part of their body

"i'll bleatch you so hard, you wont feel your legs from your a$$"
"he bleatches me while we were playing football"

by Chemicalex November 4, 2005

biatchymondo

meaning the person you have directed 'biatchymondo' at is either being a bitch or is simply pissing you off for no apparent reason

situation 1

alan: hey dude! wanna go out tonight?? we should so hit on some hot chicks/boys maybe!

Tom(big man): man....your a freaking biatchymondo

situation 2

alan: heyyy whys my computer going soo slow tom??? uhhh i cant get on to my myspace to look up hot boys!!

Tom: mate, the comps being a biatchymondo

by Thomas Hunt March 17, 2008

biatcherry

The act or art of being a bitch. Applied bitchiness.

Girl 1: So how is it living in a house with 5 other girls?
Girl 2: The biatcherry there is enough to make me scream. But its not bad besides that...
Girl 1: What fun...

by Simonalisa June 18, 2008

blatchford meltdown

being in shape and good at a sport, than becoming a hater

he use to be a good volleyball player, but he had a blatchford meltdown.

by the wet randall September 8, 2009

blitch

-blitch is the baby of black and bitch
-when you're to lazy to say 'black bitch'

-can be replaced anywhere you would say 'bitch'

-look at all of these blitches up in here
-can i get another drink up in this blitch
- big booty blitches

by bong babies December 19, 2012