eye bleach

term used when you see a film that's so terrible, the only logical thing to do is pour bleach in your eyes in the hopes that it will cleanse your corneas.

"Gigli" was such a terrible movie, I needed buckets of eye bleach after leaving the theater.

by cpshelley September 3, 2006

blashted

To get intoxicated beyond control

Yo, I got so blashted last night. I thought i was gonna vom.

by Bill Gigalo November 30, 2006

blashacaca

1) A term meaning what the hell are you talking about

2)shocked
3) often said when drug on some drug

1) courtlyn: you got to bring old girl to the place at 1 through 5 dont be late

joe: blashacaca

2)I crashed my moms car and when i told her she was in blashacaca

3) all my friend said last night after taking shrooms was blashacaca

by bla-sha-ca-ca June 14, 2009

bleach taste tester

A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.

A bleach taste tester is one who is hired in secret by companies who make bleach to see how good the bleach tastes. If it tastes too good, he's executed... by the bleach.

Guy 1: Hey bro im thinkin of becoming a bleach taste tester!
Guy 2: Nahh don't it pays like shit.
Guy 1: But i get free bleach!
Guy 2: Sure ya do (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Soupeh, Master Of Soup May 23, 2016

bleach dick

A term to describe a person, or situation, so gross even bleach could not remove the filth from one's own genitals. Alternately used to imply sex with such a nasty person would almost certainly bestow various STDs upon oneself; a statement of both loose promiscuity and disturbingly bad hygiene.

Guy 1: "Mannn, did you see that drunk girl at the party? She was all over everyone the whole time"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she was gettin it from so many people I think the dog even got a swing, I ain't tryin' to get bleach dick"

Guy: "That girl looks so nasty I got bleach dick just from locking eyes with her"

Guy 1: "I asked that chick out, and she said yes!"
Guy 2: "Who, bleach dick over there? Joke's on you, that girl's like herpes' ratchet outta town cousin! Ain't no cure for it!"

Girl (to girl friend): "Look, you're being a total bleach dick about this. I just wanted a ride to soccer practice."

Guy 1: "I got laid! It was that chick from the party"
Guy 2: "Me too! Same girl!"
Guy 3: "Do you guys want a ride to the doctor, or are you just gonna scrub each other's bleach dicks?"

by shenoah May 25, 2016

Bleah

Bleh + Ick + Eww = Bleah

Jake: "Here, eat some chocolate covered crickets."
Sam: "BLEAH."

by PurpDrago July 2, 2017

Blesh You

When you are tired and want to annoy your teachers so the whole class says "Blesh You" when someone sneezes.

"Ahchoo!"

"Blesh You!"

by zebrahorse1110 February 18, 2020