The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
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I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
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To predict or reconstruct missing information by relying heavily on the surrounding context.
The word is Inspired by the BERT ai model from google which basically an ai model that understands context.
The word is Inspired by the BERT ai model from google which basically an ai model that understands context.
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_Bert /bɜ t/ n. (Rhyming slang)_
* The grand finale where an artiste, giving a rhythmic performance from behind, pulls his hampton out at just the right moment to unload his gentleman's relish all over his partner's back, as in the unforgettable style of legendary singer-songwriter Bert Batterbach.
(To spunk up someones back)
_Bert /bɜ t/ n. (Rhyming slang)_
* The grand finale where an artiste, giving a rhythmic performance from behind, pulls his hampton out at just the right moment to unload his gentleman's relish all over his partner's back, as in the unforgettable style of legendary singer-songwriter Bert Batterbach.
(To spunk up someones back)
I was giving her a good un from behind, then just as I got my wizard’s shoes on, I whipped it out and gave her the full Bert
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by pinkprincess370 February 7, 2010
Get the two spurt bert mug.Ernie and Bert Syndrome is the rare case of when two men declare homosexuality and get into a relationship with each other, but also declare asexuality, effectively making them just friends.
"Tim and Jerry are gay but they both said they're asexual."
"So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."
"So that makes them just friends then. There's a term for that. Its called Ernie and Bert Syndrome."
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