Cock Bench

A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".

Rules of the cock bench are as follows...

1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!

2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.

3) No track suits!

Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun

Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?

Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.

by Jake West Jones March 22, 2008

Playing the bench

When a man is wanting to date/have sex with a woman and that woman keeps him around, even teasing him, but never indulges him. The man is known as a 'bench player.'

The term refers to the likeness of an athlete sitting on the bench, waiting to get in on the game.

John "You hear about Mike? He's got a hard on for Erin."
Chris "Yeah man, she flirts with him but won't date the guy."
John "He's totally playing the bench on that one."

by Stardog Champion January 14, 2011

picnic bench

A group chat that only spams

That “picnic bench” sucks

by Splurph June 22, 2019

riding the bench

sitting on the sidelines, not in the game.

I was riding the bench in yesterday's game. I didn't get to play at all.

by Jimmigan November 10, 2013

The Bench Crew

A group of kids who hang out at a local bench in the middle of a small town Abington in Massachusetts. Usually known for being popular, getting in fights, and a group you dont want to get involved with. Also known as TBC and CAC

I drove through Abington center today and there was a large group pf kids hangin at a bench. Is that The Bench Crew?" "Yes"

by Townie781 December 23, 2010

The Bench

A forum of justice comprised of the judge or judges of a court. The seat of the court occupied by the judges.

The bench is used to refer to a group of judges as a collective whole. It is a tribunal or place where justice is administered. To appear before the full bench means to appear before the entire group of judges of the court.

to become a judge is to step up to the bench

by JoshAF1986 November 28, 2006

lord of the bench

A person who spends too much time on the bench press (LEWIS SCOTT)

"Here , that lewis scott thinks hes the lord of the bench press man , his forms a shitehole tho"

by Bonemasonary January 31, 2018