slimy beaver

syphilis infested pussy, that smells like rotton trout and old cum.

1.)Your slimy beaver is the nastiest smelling thing I have ever fucked.

2.)Your slimy beaver is nasty I wouldnt hit that shit with a ten foot pole.

by j-rod and amanda April 28, 2005

Beaver deceiver

A gay man who flies under a womans gaydar, and appears to be straight

Marisa thought she was on her way to a hookup last night, but the guy turned out to be a beaver deceiver.

by Ben Hawks December 14, 2008

beaver kissing

The act of two girls rubbing their vaginas against each other.

Some may think its taboo because they strip down and rub their pussys against each other, but sisters Christy and Katie really love beaver kissing.

by Pat The Trick October 6, 2008

GROWLING AT THE BEAVER

A lancashire term for licking the bean, (licking the vagina).

licking the vagina or clitoris. growling at the beaver

by pornkingEDDIE August 8, 2006

Beaver Claw

Making your hand into a "thumbs up" position, and then hitting someone in the butthole with the thumb while screeching "Beaver claw!" This is normally done through the clothing to someone bending over.

Oh man, I gave Mike the best beaver claw ever yesterday.

by GH057ayame May 22, 2006

Beaver Cleaver

1...Theodore Cleaver 2...A Vagina with the last name, Cleaver.

In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

Prison Beaver

A man prisoner's goatee

Tell that jerk to shut his prison beaver

by Milosivich January 17, 2009