beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.

After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.

by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022

Beading

To cheat at a game, especially at chess, especially with vibrating anal beads.

The champion lost to a 19 year old with the black pieces? I'm pretty sure he was beading.

by BBrokenG October 2, 2022

bead

to bead someone

Winning a match using anal beads as a cheating device.

Fabio: "Cüs! Can't believe Hans bead Magnus."
Daniel: "He improved a lot lately, that's more than impressive!"
Ian: "I heard rattling coming from his seat, something is fishy"

by CagnusArlsen October 5, 2022

bead corn

A corn cob made of beads and pipe cleaners

Hey Betsy Sue, that the best darn bead corn this side of the railroad tracks.

by Hayyluv October 5, 2022

Squeegee beads

When the anus is oozing of mucus membranes after use of sex anal beads

I'm going to get squeegee beads tonight at the swingers party

by Freezer pop May 25, 2022

brown bead

When one attends a summer camp, or any camp for that matter, as a tween and poops in the woods on an outing you receive a brown bead for your endeavours.

Hey did you see Scott's bracelet? He got his brown bead today!!

by Kaerfasti January 27, 2022

Anal beads

Anal beads is a sex toy. Small soft balls on a line used to shove up the ass and back out to cause pleasure.

"wanna play with the anal beads?"

by milk that your dad never got February 9, 2022