feed the toilet

Taking a huge shit

After eating a Turducken for Thanksgiving I really had to FEED THE TOILET

by SICK RELNICK April 20, 2010

Toilet Flower

1. Person of Bad Character.
2. Someone who is a piece a shit.

3. Dirty, rude, problematic individual.

1. Lucas is a great catch for any woman, that other guy Webster is a toilet flower.
2. I told my friend Rovair not to date her because she's a toilet flower.
3. Adam, she plagiarized my work the sold it online as her own eBook, what a toilet flower.

by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace January 27, 2015

painting the toilet

shitting in the toilet, with a masterpiece, painting the toilet

Nick H. is painting the toilet because of some taco bell

by masterpiece maker2 November 21, 2013

toilet fluff

The debris left on the toilet seat from your ass crack that comes from your underwear.

Make sure you clean the toilet fluff off the seat when you are done.

by jeffyd September 6, 2007

trucker's toilet

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.

With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.

by tuftskins November 30, 2009

Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.

Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!

by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015

Toilet Dog

(n) a particularly animated deposit in the commode.

- fecal matter that appears to swim around in the bowl
- like a “sun dog” but substantially less beautiful

Whew, I had too much to eat and drink last night; I dropped a toilet dog that nearly jumped up and bit my ass.

by Sczechuan Stan February 3, 2018