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Bagel Pussy

by JHH22687 December 19, 2009
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Bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. Keep in mind, this non participant will also have the responsibility of getting, and keeping, the players erect.The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.
"Hey Will, let's go bageling tonight!" - Rob
"Sure man, let's give Mikey a call. He's always down to bagel." - Will
by RetsamEvals June 1, 2013
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Bazelgeuse

A wyvern of Monster Hunter World, that can turn into a Boeing B52 and hate Devil'johs. If you don't watch out he will fuck you up. So just watch out. If Bazelgeuse is tempered, you are in for a huge buttfuck.
Oh, there is a Bazelgeuse! A Bazelgeuse is in front of you take care. OMG A BAZELGEUSE PREPAORE YOUR ANUS
by ForniteGott1 April 7, 2018
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bagel pop

anal intercourse; usually between two males.
Hey, look over there, I think that guy is getting a bagel pop.

The way that guy was walking made me wonder if he had a bagel pop.
by lash505 September 22, 2007
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Bagel Dong

A penis which is short,round and wide. Not a desirable thing, can be a result of a high-impact accident in the genetal area.
I wipped out my Bagel dong on her back last night, she was so dissapointed, girls just don't appreciate variety anymore.
by jewishdave February 22, 2011
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bagelroni

the act of bageling a roni, having the perfect bagel roni is to have the perfect ratio of bagel to roni.
'WOW what a great bagelroni you made!'
'Sorry, I'm busy fishing!'
by coolonel March 20, 2014
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Baelationship

When two people should get into a real relationship but are afraid of falling, these people are so close and could get through any shit life/haters throw at them. If you are in a baelationship you should stop messing around and become official because secretly both baes want more from there unofficial relationship. You belong together. Go turn that bae into your girl/boyfriend . Dont be afraid! best of luck baes! Love to y'all
Boy:We should end this baelationship and become official

Girl: I thought you'd never ask babe 😘
by Sofiexxx May 27, 2016
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