by Brucesnoop July 29, 2016
Get the Fucking boring bastard mug.A chair in the women's clothing section, usually reserved for a man (who would rather be anywhere else) shopping with his wife or girlfriend.
Woman, "I'm going to run to the dressing room to try on 27 pairs of jeans."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
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"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
Man, "No problem. I'll be over there in the poor bastard chair reading a book."
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"Man, check out the dude in the poor basterd chair! He's out cold. His girl must be trying on half the clothes in that department."
by Delma November 13, 2007
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A guy that don't have his own horn to toot, and don't have to toot his own horn. He might toot his boys horn though, if his boy brought a horn to toot over.
Jared was tooting Bobby's trombone yesterday. He's a horny bastard.
DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.
DJ Cold Ice doesn't usually play a horn, but the other day he was fuckin with Jerome's trumpet for about 25 minutes.
by Solid Mantis September 30, 2017
Get the Horny bastard mug.Word used to describe a person who is cowardly, stupid, a wanksta, or just a son of a bitch who puts on a front around others to attempt to impress his friends.
by Cody Hensley September 25, 2006
Get the chicken shit bastard mug.This term derives from the popular annual video game series 'Fifa'. It is used as a dig to describe a video gamer who ONLY scores sweaty(cheap) goals which normally consist of cut backs, double cut backs, lobbed though balls and one-two's...
A sweaty bastard loves footballers with preferably 90+ sprint speed and a formation with 5 at the back.
A sweaty bastard loves footballers with preferably 90+ sprint speed and a formation with 5 at the back.
"You sweaty bastard, 'Insert Insult' " *Rage Quit*
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A couple of youtube examples:
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by PWride January 7, 2012
Get the Sweaty Bastard mug.a small human like creature with tiny facial features. A nocturnal animal, the bast resembles the appearance of Guy Sebastion, and has been seen outside at night nibbling on wood, whilst planning the destruction of all the souls on earth.
I heard a noise outside, I thought it might have been the bast tunneling through the garden.
You go and spend some time with your Nanna or I'll leave you outside and the bast will get you!
You go and spend some time with your Nanna or I'll leave you outside and the bast will get you!
by Leon January 5, 2005
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